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CHAPTER I.	The Author gives some account of himself and family—His first inducements to travel—He is shipwrecked, and swims for his life—Gets safe on shore in the country of Lilliput—Is made a prisoner, and carried up the country.
CHAPTER II.	The emperor of Lilliput, attended by several of the nobility, comes to see the Author in his confinement—The emperor's person and habits described—Learned men appointed to teach the Author their language—He gains favor by his mild disposition—His pockets are searched, and his sword and pistols taken from him.
CHAPTER III.	The Author diverts the emperor, and his nobility of both sexes, in a very uncommon manner—The diversions of the court of Lilliput described—The Author has his liberty granted him upon certain conditions.
CHAPTER IV.	Mildendo, the metropolis of Lilliput, described, together with the emperor's palace—A conversation between the Author and a principal secretary concerning the affairs of that empire—The Author's offers to serve the emperor in his wars.
CHAPTER V.	The Author, by an extraordinary stratagem, prevents an invasion—A high title of honor is conferred upon him—Ambassadors arrive from the emperor of Blefuscu, and sue for peace.
CHAPTER VI.	Of the inhabitants of Lilliput; their learning, laws, and customs; the manner of educating their children—The Author's way of living in that country—His vindication of a great lady.
CHAPTER VII.	The Author, being informed of a design to accuse him of high treason, makes his escape to Blefuscu—His reception there.
CHAPTER VIII.	The Author, by a lucky accident, finds means to leave Blefuscu; and after some difficulties, returns safe to his native country.

"He commanded his generals to draw up the troops"
"Map of Lilliput and Blefuscu
"I lay all this while ... in great uneasiness"
"Producing his credentials"
"These gentlemen made an exact inventory"
"Her imperial majesty was pleased to smile very graciously upon me"
"And created me a nardac upon the spot"
"Three hundred tailors were employed"
"The happiness ... of dining with me"
"He desired I would hear him with patience"
"I set sail ... at six in the morning"

Predictions For The Year 1708
The Accomplishment of the First of Mr Bickerstaff's Predictions;
An Elegy on the supposed Death of Partridge, the Almanack-Maker.
An Epitaph on Partridge.
Partridge's reply
A vindication of Isaac Bickerstaff, Esq;
A famous prediction of Merlin, the British wizard.
Dr. John Arbuthnot and Alexander Pope

A Tale of a Tub
	To the Right Honourable John Lord Somers		37
	The Bookseller to The Reader		41
	The Epistle Dedicatory		43
	The Preface		49
	Section I.	The Introduction	59
	Section II.		70
	Section III.	A Digression Concerning Critics	81
	Section IV.	A Tale of a Tub	90
	Section V.	A Digression in the Modern Kind	100
	Section VI.	A Tale of a Tub	106
	Section VII.	A Digression in Praise of Digressions	113
	Section VIII.	A Tale of a Tub	118
	Section IX.	A Digression Concerning the Original . . .	125
	Section X.	A Farther Digression	138
	Section XI.	A Tale of a Tub	143
	The Conclusion		155
The History of Martin
	The History of Martin		159
	A Digression on the Nature . . .		163
	The History of Martin— Continued		164
	A Project for the Universal Benefit of Mankind		165

PREFACE
INTRODUCTION
POEMS OF JONATHAN SWIFT
ODE TO DOCTOR WILLIAM SANCROFT[1]
ODE TO THE HON. SIR WILLIAM TEMPLE
ODE TO KING WILLIAM
ODE TO THE ATHENIAN SOCIETY[1]
TO MR. CONGREVE
OCCASIONED BY SIR WILLIAM TEMPLE'S LATE ILLNESS AND RECOVERY
WRITTEN IN A LADY'S IVORY TABLE-BOOK, 1698
MRS. FRANCES HARRIS'S PETITION, 1699
A BALLAD ON THE GAME OF TRAFFIC
A BALLAD TO THE TUNE OF THE CUT-PURSE[1]
THE DISCOVERY
THE PROBLEM,
THE DESCRIPTION OF A SALAMANDER, 1705
TO CHARLES MORDAUNT, EARL OF PETERBOROUGH[1]
ON THE UNION
ON MRS. BIDDY FLOYD;
THE REVERSE
APOLLO OUTWITTED
ANSWER TO LINES FROM MAY FAIR[1]
VANBRUGH'S HOUSE[1]
VANBRUGH'S HOUSE,[1]
BAUCIS AND PHILEMON[1]
BAUCIS AND PHILEMON[1]
A GRUB-STREET ELEGY
THE EPITAPH
A DESCRIPTION OF THE MORNING
A DESCRIPTION OF A CITY SHOWER[1]
ON THE LITTLE HOUSE BY THE CHURCHYARD OF CASTLENOCK
A TOWN ECLOGUE. 1710[1]
A CONFERENCE
TO LORD HARLEY, ON HIS MARRIAGE[1]
PHYLLIS; OR, THE PROGRESS OF LOVE, 1716
HORACE, BOOK IV, ODE IX
TO MR. DELANY,[1]
AN ELEGY[1]
EPITAPH ON THE SAME
TO MRS. HOUGHTON OF BOURMONT,
VERSES
ON ANOTHER WINDOW[1]
APOLLO TO THE DEAN.[1] 1720
NEWS FROM PARNASSUS
APOLLO'S EDICT
THE DESCRIPTION OF AN IRISH FEAST
THE PROGRESS OF BEAUTY. 1719[1]
THE PROGRESS OF MARRIAGE[1]
THE PROGRESS OF POETRY
THE SOUTH-SEA PROJECT. 1721
FABULA CANIS ET UMBRAE
A PROLOGUE
EPILOGUE[1]
PROLOGUE[1]
EPILOGUE
ANSWER
ON GAULSTOWN HOUSE
THE COUNTRY LIFE
PART OF A SUMMER SPENT AT GAULSTOWN HOUSE,
DR. DELANY'S VILLA[1]
ON ONE OF THE WINDOWS AT DELVILLE
CARBERIAE RUPES
CARBERY ROCKS
COPY OF THE BIRTH-DAY VERSES
ON DREAMS
SENT BY DR. DELANY TO DR. SWIFT,
THE ANSWER
A QUIET LIFE AND A GOOD NAME
A PASTORAL DIALOGUE
DESIRE AND POSSESSION 1727
CLEVER TOM CLINCH GOING TO BE HANGED. 1727
DR. SWIFT TO MR. POPE, WHILE HE WAS WRITING THE "DUNCIAD"
HELTER SKELTER; OR, THE HUE AND CRY AFTER THE ATTORNEYS
THE PUPPET-SHOW
THE JOURNAL OF A MODERN LADY
THE LOGICIANS REFUTED
THE ELEPHANT; OR, THE PARLIAMENT MAN
PAULUS: AN EPIGRAM
THE ANSWER. BY DR. SWIFT
A DIALOGUE
ON BURNING A DULL POEM
AN EXCELLENT NEW BALLAD
ON STEPHEN DUCK
THE LADY'S DRESSING-ROOM. 1730
THE POWER OF TIME. 1730
CASSINUS AND PETER
A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG NYMPH GOING TO BED.
STREPHON AND CHLOE
APOLLO; OR, A PROBLEM SOLVED
THE PLACE OF THE DAMNED
THE DAY OF JUDGMENT[1]
JUDAS. 1731
AN EPISTLE TO MR. GAY[1]
TO A LADY
EPIGRAM ON THE BUSTS[1] IN RICHMOND HERMITAGE. 1732
ANOTHER
A CONCLUSION
DR. SWIFT'S ANSWER
TO THE REVEREND DR. SWIFT
VERSES LEFT WITH A SILVER STANDISH ON THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S DESK,
VERSES OCCASIONED BY THE FOREGOING PRESENTS
AN INVITATION, BY DR. DELANY, IN THE NAME OF DR. SWIFT
THE BEASTS' CONFESSION TO THE PRIEST,
PREFACE
THE PARSON'S CASE
THE HARDSHIP UPON THE LADIES
A LOVE SONG IN THE MODERN TASTE. 1733
THE STORM
ODE ON SCIENCE
A YOUNG LADY'S COMPLAINT[1]
ON THE DEATH OF DR. SWIFT
ON POETRY, A RHAPSODY. 1733
VERSES SENT TO THE DEAN
EPIGRAM BY MR. BOWYER
ON PSYCHE[1]
THE DEAN AND DUKE
WRITTEN BY DR. SWIFT ON HIS OWN DEAFNESS, IN SEPTEMBER, 1734
THE DEAN'S MANNER OF LIVING
EPIGRAM BY MR. BOWYER
VERSES MADE FOR FRUIT-WOMEN
ASPARAGUS
ONIONS
OYSTERS
HERRINGS
ORANGES
ON ROVER, A LADY'S SPANIEL
EPIGRAMS ON WINDOWS
TO JANUS, ON NEW YEAR'S DAY, 1726
A MOTTO FOR MR. JASON HASARD
CATULLUS DE LESBIA[1]
ON A CURATE'S COMPLAINT OF HARD DUTY
TO BETTY, THE GRISETTE
EPIGRAM FROM THE FRENCH[1]
EPIGRAM[1]
EPIGRAM ADDED BY STELLA[1]
JOAN CUDGELS NED
VERSES ON TWO CELEBRATED MODERN POETS
EPITAPH ON GENERAL GORGES,[1] AND LADY MEATH[2]
VERSES ON I KNOW NOT WHAT
DR. SWIFT TO HIMSELF ON ST. CECILIA'S DAY
AN ANSWER TO A FRIEND'S QUESTION
EPITAPH
EPITAPH
VERSES WRITTEN DURING LORD CARTERET'S ADMINISTRATION OF IRELAND
AN APOLOGY TO LADY CARTERET
THE BIRTH OF MANLY VIRTUE
ON PADDY'S CHARACTER OF THE "INTELLIGENCER."[1] 1729
AN EPISTLE TO HIS EXCELLENCY JOHN, LORD CARTERET
AN EPISTLE UPON AN EPISTLE
A LIBEL ON THE REVEREND DR. DELANY, AND HIS EXCELLENCY JOHN, LORD CARTERET
TO DR. DELANY
DIRECTIONS FOR MAKING A BIRTH-DAY SONG. 1729
THE PHEASANT AND THE LARK, A FABLE BY DR. DELANY
ANSWER TO DR. DELANY'S FABLE OF THE PHEASANT AND LARK.
DEAN SMEDLEY'S PETITION TO THE DUKE OF GRAFTON[1]
THE DUKE'S ANSWER
PARODY ON A CHARACTER OF DEAN SMEDLEY,

POEMS OF JONATHAN SWIFT
POEMS ADDRESSED TO VANESSA AND STELLA
TO LOVE[1]
THE DEAN'S ANSWER
STELLA'S BIRTH-DAY MARCH 13, 1718-19
STELLA'S BIRTH-DAY.[1] 1719-20
TO STELLA, WHO COLLECTED AND TRANSCRIBED HIS POEMS
TO STELLA VISITING ME IN MY SICKNESS
STELLA TO DR. SWIFT ON HIS BIRTH-DAY, NOV. 30, 1721
TO STELLA ON HER BIRTH-DAY, 1721-2
ON THE GREAT BURIED BOTTLE
EPITAPH BY THE SAME
STELLA AT WOOD PARK,
DINGLEY AND BRENT[1]
TO STELLA
VERSES BY STELLA
STELLA'S BIRTH-DAY. 1724-5
BEC'S[1] BIRTH-DAY
ON THE COLLAR OF TIGER,
STELLA'S BIRTH-DAY
DEATH AND DAPHNE
DAPHNE
RIDDLES BY DR. SWIFT AND HIS FRIENDS.
PETHOX THE GREAT. 1723
ON A PEN. 1724
ON GOLD
ON THE POSTERIORS
ON A HORN
ON A CORKSCREW
THE GULF OF ALL HUMAN POSSESSIONS 1724
LOUISA[1] TO STREPHON. 1724
A MAYPOLE. 1725
ON THE MOON
ON A CIRCLE
ON INK
ON THE FIVE SENSES
FONTINELLA[1] TO FLORINDA
AN ECHO
ON A SHADOW IN A GLASS;
ON TIME
ON THE VOWELS
ON SNOW
ON A CANNON
ON A PAIR OF DICE
ON A CANDLE
TO LADY CARTERET
ANSWERED BY DR. SWIFT
TO LADY CARTERET
ANSWERED BY DR. SHERIDAN
ANSWER, BY MR. F——R
A LETTER TO DR. HELSHAM
PROBATUR ALITER
POEMS COMPOSED AT MARKET HILL
ON CUTTING DOWN THE THORN AT MARKET-HILL.[1] 1727
TO DEAN SWIFT
DEAN SWIFT AT SIR ARTHUR ACHESON'S
ON A VERY OLD GLASS AT MARKET-HILL
ANSWERED EXTEMPORE BY DR. SWIFT
EPITAPH IN BERKELEY CHURCH-YARD, GLOUCESTERSHIRE
MY LADY'S[1] LAMENTATION AND COMPLAINT
A PASTORAL DIALOGUE. 1728
THE GRAND QUESTION DEBATED:
DRAPIER'S-HILL.[1] 1730
THE DEAN'S REASONS FOR NOT BUILDING AT DRAPIER'S-HILL
THE REVOLUTION AT MARKET-HILL
ROBIN AND HARRY.[1] 1730
A PANEGYRIC ON THE DEAN
TWELVE ARTICLES[1]
POLITICAL POETRY
PARODY ON THE RECORDER OF BLESSINGTON'S ADDRESS TO QUEEN ANNE
MR. WILLIAM CROWE'S ADDRESS TO HER MAJESTY, TURNED INTO METRE
JACK FRENCHMAN'S LAMENTATION[1]
THE GARDEN PLOT
SID HAMET'S ROD
THE VIRTUES OF SID HAMET[1] THE MAGICIAN'S ROD. 1710[2]
THE FAMOUS SPEECH-MAKER OF ENGLAND
PARODY ON THE RECORDER'S SPEECH
THE RECORDER'S SPEECH EXPLAINED BY THE TORIES
BALLAD
ATLAS; OR, THE MINISTER OF STATE[1]
LINES WRITTEN EXTEMPORE ON MR. HARLEY'S BEING STABBED,
AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG
THE WINDSOR PROPHECY[1]
CORINNA,[1] A BALLAD
THE FABLE OF MIDAS.[1] 1711-12
TOLAND'S INVITATION TO DISMAL[1] TO DINE WITH THE CALVES' HEAD CLUB
PEACE AND DUNKIRK
HORACE, EPIST. I, VII
THE AUTHOR UPON HIMSELF
THE FAGOT[1]
IMITATION OF PART OF THE SIXTH SATIRE OF THE SECOND BOOK OF HORACE.[1] 1714
HORACE, BOOK II, ODE I, PARAPHRASED
DENNIS' INVITATION TO STEELE
IN SICKNESS
THE FABLE OF THE BITCHES[1]
HORACE, BOOK III, ODE II
ON THE CHURCH'S DANGER
A POEM ON HIGH CHURCH
A POEM OCCASIONED BY THE HANGINGS IN THE CASTLE OF DUBLIN,
A TALE OF A NETTLE[1]
A SATIRICAL ELEGY ON THE DEATH OF A LATE FAMOUS GENERAL[1]
POEMS CHIEFLY RELATING TO IRISH POLITICS
PARODY ON THE SPEECH OF DR. BENJAMIN PRATT,[1]
AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG[1]
THE RUN UPON THE BANKERS[1]
UPON THE HORRID PLOT DISCOVERED BY HARLEQUIN, THE BISHOP OF ROCHESTER'S FRENCH DOG,[1] IN A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A WHIG AND A TORY
A QUIBBLING ELEGY ON JUDGE BOAT
VERSES OCCASIONED BY WHITSHED'S [1] MOTTO ON HIS COACH. 1724
PROMETHEUS[1] ON WOOD THE PATENTEE'S IRISH HALFPENCE[2]
VERSES ON THE REVIVAL OF THE ORDER OF THE BATH,[1]
EPIGRAM ON WOOD'S BRASS MONEY
A SIMILE ON OUR WANT OF SILVER, AND THE ONLY WAY TO REMEDY IT. 1725
WOOD AN INSECT. 1725
ON WOOD THE IRONMONGER. 1725
WILL WOOD'S PETITION TO THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND
A NEW SONG ON WOOD'S HALFPENCE
A SERIOUS POEM UPON WILLIAM WOOD, BRAZIER, TINKER, HARD-WAREMAN, COINER, FOUNDER, AND ESQUIRE
AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG, UPON THE DECLARATIONS OF THE SEVERAL CORPORATIONS OF THE CITY OF DUBLIN AGAINST WOOD'S HALFPENCE
VERSES ON THE UPRIGHT JUDGE, WHO CONDEMNED THE DRAPIER'S PRINTER
ON THE SAME
ON THE SAME
EPIGRAM
HORACE, BOOK I, ODE XIV
VERSES ON THE SUDDEN DRYING UP OF ST. PATRICK'S WELL NEAR TRINITY COLLEGE, DUBLIN. 1726
ON READING DR. YOUNG'S SATIRE, CALLED THE UNIVERSAL PASSION
THE DOG AND THIEF. 1726
A DIALOGUE[1] BETWEEN MAD MULLINIX AND TIMOTHY
TIM AND THE FABLES
TOM AND DICK[1]
DICK, A MAGGOT
CLAD ALL IN BROWN
DICK'S VARIETY
TRAULUS. PART I
TRAULUS. PART II
A FABLE OF THE LION AND OTHER BEASTS
ON THE IRISH BISHOPS.[1] 1731
HORACE, BOOK IV, ODE IX
ON MR. PULTENEY'S[1] BEING PUT OUT OF THE COUNCIL. 1731
ON THE WORDS BROTHER PROTESTANTS AND FELLOW CHRISTIANS,
BETTESWORTH'S EXULTATION
AN EPIGRAM
THE YAHOO'S OVERTHROW, OR, THE KEVAN BAYL'S NEW BALLAD,
ON THE ARCHBISHOP OF CASHEL,[1] AND BETTESWORTH
ON THE IRISH CLUB. 1733[1]
ON NOISY TOM
ON DR. RUNDLE, BISHOP OF DERRY
EPIGRAM
A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION OF THE LEGION CLUB
ON A PRINTER'S[1] BEING SENT TO NEWGATE
A VINDICATION OF THE LIBEL;
A FRIENDLY APOLOGY FOR A CERTAIN JUSTICE OF PEACE
AY AND NO
A BALLAD
A WICKED TREASONABLE LIBEL[1]
EPIGRAMS AGAINST CARTHY BY SWIFT AND OTHERS
ON CARTHY'S TRANSLATION OF HORACE
ON CARTHY MINOTAURUS
ON THE SAME
ON THE SAME
IMITATED
AD HORATIUM CUM CARTHIO CONSTRICTUM
IMITATED
AN IRISH EPIGRAM ON THE SAME
ON CARTHY'S TRANSLATION OF LONGINUS
RATIO INTER LONGINUM ET CARTHIUM COMPUTATA
ON THE SAME
CARTHY KNOCKED OUT SOME TEETH FROM HIS NEWS-BOY
ON CARTHY'S PUBLISHING SEVERAL LAMPOONS,
TO CARTHY
TO CARTHY, ATTRIBUTING SOME PERFORMANCES TO MR. DUNKIN
UPON CARTHY'S THREATENING TO TRANSLATE PINDAR
DR. SWIFT WROTE THE FOLLOWING EPIGRAM
POETICAL EPISTLE TO DR. SHERIDAN
LINES WRITTEN ON A WINDOW[1] IN THE EPISCOPAL PALACE AT KILMORE
THE UPSTART
ON THE ARMS OF THE TOWN OF WATERFORD[1]
VERSES ON BLENHEIM[1]
AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG[1] UPON THE LATE GRAND JURY
AN EXCELLENT NEW SONG
TO HIS GRACE THE ARCHBISHOP OF DUBLIN
TO THE CITIZENS[1]
PUNCH'S PETITION TO THE LADIES
EPIGRAM
EPIGRAM ON JOSIAH HORT[1]
EPIGRAM[1]
TRIFLES
GEORGE ROCHFORT'S VERSES
MUSA CLONSHOGHIANA
A LEFT-HANDED LETTER[1]
TO THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S IN ANSWER TO HIS LEFT-HANDED LETTER
TO MR. THOMAS SHERIDAN
AD AMICUM ERUDITUM THOMAM SHERIDAN
TO THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S
TO THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S
AN ANSWER, BY DELANY, TO THOMAS SHERIDAN
ANOTHER REPLY, BY SHERIDAN
TO THOMAS SHERIDAN
AN ANSWER BY SHERIDAN
TO DR. SHERIDAN. 1718
THE ANSWER, BY DR. SHERIDAN
THE DEAN'S ANSWER
DR. SHERIDAN'S REPLY TO THE DEAN
TO THE SAME. BY DR. SHERIDAN
THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S
TO THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S
THE DEAN TO THOMAS SHERIDAN
TO DR. SHERIDAN[1]
DR. SHERIDAN'S ANSWER
DR. SWIFT'S REPLY
A COPY OF A COPY OF VERSES
GEORGE-NIM-DAN-DEAN'S ANSWER
GEORGE-NIM-DAN-DEAN'S INVITATION
TO GEORGE-NIM-DAN-DEAN, ESQ.
TO MR. THOMAS SHERIDAN UPON HIS VERSES WRITTEN IN CIRCLES
ON DR. SHERIDAN'S CIRCULAR VERSES
ON DAN JACKSON'S PICTURE, CUT IN SILK AND PAPER[1]
ON THE SAME PICTURE
ON THE SAME
ON THE SAME PICTURE
ON THE SAME PICTURE
DAN JACKSON'S DEFENCE
MR. ROCHFORT'S REPLY
DR. DELANY'S REPLY
SHERIDAN'S REPLY
A REJOINDER BY THE DEAN IN JACKSON'S NAME
ANOTHER REJOINDER BY THE DEAN, IN JACKSON'S NAME
SHERIDAN'S SUBMISSION
THE PARDON
THE LAST SPEECH AND DYING WORDS
TO THE REV. DANIEL JACKSON
SHERIDAN TO SWIFT
SHERIDAN TO SWIFT
SWIFT TO SHERIDAN
MARY THE COOK-MAID'S LETTER TO DR. SHERIDAN. 1723
A PORTRAIT FROM THE LIFE
ON STEALING A CROWN, WHEN THE DEAN WAS ASLEEP
THE DEAN'S ANSWER
A PROLOGUE TO A PLAY PERFORMED AT MR. SHERIDAN'S SCHOOL.
THE EPILOGUE
THE SONG
TO QUILCA
THE PLAGUES OF A COUNTRY LIFE
A FAITHFUL INVENTORY
PALINODIA[1]
HORACE, BOOK I, ODE XVI
A LETTER TO THE DEAN
ON THE FIVE LADIES AT SOT'S HOLE[1]
THE FIVE LADIES' ANSWER TO THE BEAU
WITH THE WIG AND WINGS AT HIS HEAD
THE BEAU'S REPLY TO THE FIVE LADIES' ANSWER
ANSWER.[1] BY DR. SWIFT
AN EPISTLE TO TWO FRIENDS[1]
A TRUE AND FAITHFUL INVENTORY
A NEW SIMILE FOR THE LADIES
AN ANSWER TO A SCANDALOUS POEM
PEG RADCLIFFE THE HOSTESS'S INVITATION
VERSES BY SHERIDAN
VERSES ADDRESSED TO SWIFT AND TO HIS MEMORY
EPIGRAMS
ON THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S BIRTH-DAY
AN EPISTLE TO ROBERT NUGENT, ESQ.[1]
ON THE DRAPIER. BY DR. DUNKIN.[1]
EPITAPH PROPOSED FOR DR. SWIFT. 1745
EPIGRAM ON TWO GREAT MEN. 1754
TO THE MEMORY OF DOCTOR SWIFT
VERSES ON THE BATTLE OF THE BOOKS
ON DR. SWIFT'S LEAVING HIS ESTATE TO IDIOTS
ON SEVERAL PETTY PIECES
ON FAULKNER'S EDITION OF SWIFT
EPIGRAM
TO DOCTOR DELANY
EPIGRAM
AN INSCRIPTION
AN EPIGRAM OCCASIONED BY THE ABOVE INSCRIPTION

A Letter to a Member of Parliament, in Ireland, upon the choosing a New Speaker there	1
A Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufacture	11
An Essay on English Bubbles. By Thomas Hope, Esq.	31
The Swearer's Bank	37
A Letter to the King at Arms	47
The Last Speech and Dying Words of Ebenezer Elliston	55
The Truth of Some Maxims in State and Government, examined with Reference to Ireland	63
The Blunders, Deficiencies, Distresses, and Misfortunes Of Quilca	73
A Short View of the State of Ireland	79
The Story of the Injured Lady. Written by Herself	93
The Answer to the Injured Lady	104
An Answer to a Paper called "A Memorial of the Poor Inhabitants, Tradesmen, and Labourers of the Kingdom of Ireland"	107
Answer to Several Letters from Unknown Persons	117
An Answer to Several Letters sent me from Unknown Hands	127
A Letter to the Archbishop of Dublin concerning the Weavers	135
Observations occasioned by reading a Paper entitled "The Case of the Woollen Manufactures of Dublin," etc.	145
The Present Miserable State of Ireland	151
The Substance of what was said by the Dean of St. Patrick's
to the Lord Mayor and some of the Aldermen
when His Lordship came to Present the said Dean
with his Freedom in a Gold Box	167
Advertisement by Dr. Swift in his Defence Against Joshua, Lord Allen	173
[Pg xxii]
A Letter on Mr. M'Culla's Project about Halfpence, and a new one Proposed	177
A Proposal that all the Ladies and Women of Ireland
should appear constantly in Irish Manufactures	191
A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of
Poor People from being a Burthen to their Parents
or the Country, and for making them beneficial to the Public	201
Answer to the Craftsman	217
A Vindication of his Excellency John, Lord Carteret	225
A Proposal for An Act of Parliament to Pay off the
Debt of the Nation without Taxing the Subject	251
A Case submitted by Dean Swift to Mr. Lindsay,
Counsellor at Law	259
An Examination of Certain Abuses, Corruptions, and
Enormities in the City of Dublin	261
A Serious and Useful Scheme to make an Hospital for Incurables	283
The Humble Petition of the Footmen in and about the
City of Dublin	305
Advice to the Freemen of the City of Dublin in the
Choice of a Member to represent them in Parliament	309
Some Considerations humbly offered to the Lord
Mayor, the Court of Aldermen and Common-Council
of the City of Dublin in the Choice of a Recorder	317
A Proposal for giving Badges to the Beggars in all the
Parishes of Dublin	321
Considerations about Maintaining the Poor	337
On Barbarous Denominations in Ireland	343
Speech delivered on the Lowering of the Coin	351
Irish Eloquence	361
A Dialogue in Hibernian Style	362
To the Provost and Senior Fellows of Trinity
College, Dublin	364
To the Right Worshipful the Mayor, Aldermen,
Sheriffs, and Common-Council of the City of Cork	366
To the Honourable the Society of the Governor and
Assistants in London, for the New Plantation in Ulster	368
Certificate to a Discarded Servant	369
[Pg xxiii]
An Exhortation addressed to the Sub-Dean and Chapter
of St. Patrick's Cathedral, Dublin	370
Appendix:
A Letter to the Writer of the Occasional Paper	375
An Account of the Court and Empire of Japan	382
The Answer of the Right Hon. William Pulteney,
Esq., to the Right Hon. Sir Robert Walpole	392
Index	401

	PAGE
Introduction	1
The Drapier’s Letters	25
The Address to the Jury	131
Swift’s Description of Quilca	137
Answer to a Paper	142
Maxims Controlled	151
A short View of the state of Ireland, 1727	162
The Story of the Injured Lady	174
The Answer to the Injured Lady	184
A Letter to the Archbishop of Dublin, concerning the Weavers	187
Two Letters on Subjects relative to the Improvement of Ireland	198
The Present Miserable State of Ireland	216
“ A Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufactures. ” 1720	227
A Modest Proposal. 1729	240
A Character, Panegyric, and Description of the Legion Club, 1736	254
On doing Good	264

	Page
THE BUTLER	9
THE COOK	16
THE VALET	21
THE WAITING-WOMAN	27
THE FOOTMAN	36
THE HOUSEKEEPER	50
THE CHAMBERMAID	51
THE PORTER	55
THE HOUSEMAID	56
THE STEWARD	57
THE GROOM	58
THE COACHMAN	61
THE NURSERY MAID	62
THE DAIRY-MAID	63
THE WET NURSE	64
THE LAUNDRESS	ib.
THE GOVERNESS	65
GENERAL RULES	66

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INTO SEVERAL REMOTE REGIONS OF THE WORLD

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VOYAGE TO LILLIPUT.

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THE BICKERSTAFF-PARTRIDGE PAPERS

by Jonathan Swift

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A TALE OF A TUB

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By Jonathan Swift

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THE POEMS OF JONATHAN SWIFT, D.D., VOLUME I

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THE POEMS OF JONATHAN SWIFT, D.D.

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HISTORICAL AND POLITICAL TRACTS—IRISH

By Jonathan Swift, D.D.

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IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT

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By Various

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